Curse you, Brooke Burke! You almost had me, you reality show vixen! That purple dress you’re wearing on tonights DWTS premiere is a show stopper. I nearly choked on my remote.
But I shall not be swayed, Oh Tempting One! Not this season … not ever more!
Of course, should I have a moment or two to simply buzz past all the inane chatter and waltzing amateurs … we may just meet again.
Oh yes we may.