TeleVision from Hell

A quick rundown of the new stuff (or so they claim) coming to your TV this fall:

Monday, August 31

• Greek (ABCFam)

Tuesday, September 1

• Surviving Disaster (Spike)

Monday, September 7

• Durham County (ion)

Tuesday, September 8

• 90210 (CW)
• Melrose Place (CW)
• Sons of Anarchy (FX)

Wednesday, September 9

• So You Think You Can Dance (Fox)
• America’s Next Top Model (CW)
• Glee (Fox)
• Destination Truth (SyFy)
• Inside the NFL (SHO)
• Nostradamus Effect (History)

Thursday, September 10

• The Vampire Diaries (CW)
• Supernatural (CW)

Friday, September 11

• 20/20 (ABC)

Saturday, September 12

• Cops (Fox)
• America’s Most Wanted (Fox)
• Robin Hood (BBCA)
• Heart of the City (BET)

Sunday, September 13

• Football Night in America (NBC)
• Sunday Night Football (NBC)

Monday, September 14

• The Jay Leno Show (NBC)
• One Tree Hill (CW)
• Gossip Girl (CW)
• Lincoln Heights (ABCFam)
• Monday Night Football (ESPN)

Tuesday, September 15

• The Biggest Loser (NBC)

Wednesday, September 16

• The Beautiful Life (CW)
• Mysteryquest (History)

Thursday, September 17

• SNL Weekend Update (NBC)
• Parks & Recreation (NBC)
• Survivor (CBS)
• Bones (Fox)
• The Office (NBC)
• Community (NBC)
• Fringe (Fox)
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX)

Friday, September 18

• Crash (Starz)

Sunday, September 20

• America’s funniest Home Videos (ABC)
• Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)
• Bored to Death (HBO)

Monday, September 21

• Dancing with the Stars (ABC)
• How I Met Your Mother (CBS)
• Accidentally on Purpose (CBS)
• Heroes (NBC)
• House (Fox)
• Two and a Half Men (CBS)
• The Big Bang Theory (CBS)
• Castle (ABC)
• CSI: Miami (CBS)

Tuesday, September 22

• NCIS (CBS)
• NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS)
• The Forgotten (ABC)
• The Good Wife (CBS)

Wednesday, September 23

• The New Adventures of Old Christine (CBS)
• Gary Unmarried (CBS)
• Mercy (NBC)
• Modern Family (ABC)
• Cougar Town (ABC)
• Criminal Minds (CBS)
• Law & Order: SVU (NBC)
• Eastwick (ABC)
• CSI: New York (CBS)

Thursday, September 24

• Flash Forward (ABC)
• Grey’s Anatomy (ABC)
• CSI (CBS)
• The Mentalist (CBS)

Friday, September 25

• Ghost Whisperer (CBS)
• Law & Order (NBC)
• Brothers (Fox)
• ’til Death (Fox)
• Smallville (CW)
• Medium (CBS)
• Southland (NBC)
• Dollhouse (Fox)
• Numb3rs (CBS)

Saturday, September 26

• Dateline NBC (NBC)
• 48 Hours Mystery (CBS)

Sunday, September 27

• 60 Minutes (CBS)
• Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC)
• The Amazing Race (CBS)
• The Simpsons (Fox)
• The Cleveland Show (Fox)
• Desperate Housewives (ABC)
• Family Guy (Fox)
• American Dad (Fox)
• Dexter (SHO)
• Brothers & Sisters (ABC)
• Cold Case (CBS)
• Californication (SHO)

Monday, September 28

• Trauma (NBC)
• Lie to Me (Fox)

Tuesday, September 29

• Shark Tank (ABC)
• So You Think You Can Dance (Fox)
• The Hills (MTV)

Wednesday, September 30

• Hank (ABC)
• The Middle (ABC)
• Pay It Off (BET)

Friday, October 2

• Stargate Universe (ScyFy)
• First In (BET)

Sunday, October 4

• Three Rivers (Sun, Oct 4) – CBS

Wednesday, October 7

• South Park (Comedy)
• Secret Girlfriend (Comedy)

Friday, October 9

• Sanctuary (SyFy)

Wednesday, October 14

• nip/tuck (FX)

Thursday, October 15

• 30 Rock (NBC)

Thursday, October 22

• Jeff Dunham (Comedy)

Friday, October 23

• White Collar (USA)

Tuesday, October 27

• Monica (BET)
• Inside DTP (BET)

Tuesday, November 3

• V (ABC)

To Be Announced

• ECW (SyFy)
• Archer (FX)

Bold indicates a New Series for 2009.