TeleVision from Hell

The yearly review/preview of what’s what this Fall.  We’re going to try something new here and do the more customary day-by-day model.  We’re nothing if not conformists.

Monday

8:00/7:00c

• 90210 (Sep 13) – CW
• Dancing with the Stars (Sep 20) – ABC
• How I Met Your Mother (Sep 20) – CBS
• Chuck (Sep 20) – NBC
• House (Sep 20) – Fox

8:30/7:30c

• Rules of Engagement (Sep 20) – CBS

9:00/8:00c

• Gossip Girl (Sep 13) – CW
• Two & a Half Men (Sep 20) – CBS
• The Event (Sep 20) – NBC
• Lonestar (Sep 20) – Fox

9:30/8:30

• Mike & Molly (Sep 20) – CBS

10:00/9:00c

• Castle (Sep 20) – ABC
• Hawaii Five-O (Sep 20) – CBS
• Chase (Sep 20) – NBC

Tuesday

8:00/7:00c

• One Tree Hell (Sep 14) – CW
• NCIS (Sep 21) – CBS
• The Biggest Loser (Sep 21) – NBC
• Glee (Sep 21) – Fox
• No Ordinary Family (Sep 28) – ABC

9:00/8:00c

• Life Unexpected (Sep 14) – CW
• Dancing with the Stars: Results Show (Sep 21) – ABC
• NCIS: Los Angeles (Sep 21) – CBS
• Raising Hope (Sep 21) – Fox

9:30/8:30c

• Running Wilde (Sep 21) – Fox

10:00/9:00c

• Sons of Anarchy (Sep 7) – FX
• Parenthood (Sep 14) – NBC
• Detroit 1-8-7 (Sep 21) – ABC
• The Good Wife (Sep 28) – CBS

Wednesday

8:00/7:00c

• America’s Next Top Model (Sep 08) – CW
• Survivor: Nicaragua (Sep 15) – CBS
• The Middle (Sep 22) – ABC
• Undercovers (Sep 22) – NBC
• Lie to Me (Nov 10) – Fox

8:30/7:30c

• Better with You (Sep 22) – ABC

9:00/8:00c

• Hellcats (Sep 08) – CW
• Modern Family (Sep 22) – ABC
• Criminal Minds (Sep 22) – CBS
• Law & Order: SVU (Sep 22) – NBC
• Hell’s Kitchen (Sep 22) – Fox

9:30/8:30c

• Cougar Town (Sep 22) – ABC

10:00/9:00c

• Terriers (Sep 08) – FX
• The Whole Truth (Sep 22) – ABC
• The Defenders (Sep 22) – CBS
• Law & Order: Los Angeles (Sep 29) – NBC

Thursday

8:00/7:00c

• The Vampire Diaries (Sep 9) – CW
• My Generation (Sep 23) – ABC
• The Big Bang Theory (Sep 23) – CBS
• Community (Sep 23) – NBC
• Bones (Sep 23) – Fox

8:30/7:30c

• $#*! My Dad Says (Sep 23) – CBS
• 30 Rock (Sep 23) – NBC

9:00/8:00c

• Nikita (Sep 9) – CW
• Grey’s Anatomy (Sep 23) – ABC
• CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (Sep 23) – CBS
• The Office (Sep 23) – NBC
• Fringe (Sep 23) – Fox

9:30/8:30c

• Outsourced (Sep 23) – NBC

10:00/9:00c

• The Apprentice (Sep 16) – NBC
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Sep 16) – FX
• Private Practice (Sep 23) – ABC
• The Mentalist (Sep 23) – CBS

10:30/9:30c

• The League (Sep 16) – FX

Friday

8:00/7:00c

• Secret Millionaire – ABC
• Medium (Sep 24) – CBS
• School Pride (Sep 24) – NBC
• Smallville (Sep 24) – CW
• Human Target (Oct 1) – Fox

9:00/8:00c

• Body of Proof – ABC
• CSI: New York (Sep 24) – CBS
• Dateline (Sep 24) – NBC
• The Good Guys (Sep 24) – Fox
• Supernatural (Sep 24) – CW

10:00/9:00c

• Outlaw (Sep 15/Wed Prem.) – NBC
• Real Time with Bill Maher (Sep 17) – HBO
• 20/20 (Sep 24) – ABC
• Blue Blood (Sep 24) – CBS

Saturday

8:00/7:00c

• College Football – ABC
• Cops (Sep 11) – Fox

8:30/7:30c

• Cops – Fox

9:00/8:00c

• America’s Most Wanted (Sep 11) – Fox

10:00/9:00c

• 48 Hours: Mystery (Sep 25) – CBS

Sunday

7:00/6:00c

• Football Night in America (Sep 12) – NBC
• America’s Funniest Home Videos (Sep 26) – ABC
• 60 Minutes (Sep 26) – CBS

8:00/7:00c

• Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (Sep 26) – ABC
• The Amazing Race (Sep 26) – CBS
• The Simpsons (Sep 26) – Fox

8:30/7:30c

• NBC Sunday Night Football (Sep 12) – NBC
• The Cleveland Show (Sep 26) – Fox

9:00/8:00c

• Boardwalk Empire (Sep 19) – HBO
• Desperate Housewives (Sep 26) – ABC
• Undercover Boss (Sep 26) – CBS
• Family Guy (Sep 26) – Fox
• Dexter (Sep 26) – SHO

9:30/8:30c

• American Dad (Oct 3) – Fox

10:00/9:00c

• Brothers & Sisters (Sep 26) – ABC
• Bored to Death (Sep 26) – HBO
• CSI: Miami (Oct 3) – CBS
• The Walking Dead (Oct 31) – AMC

10:30/9:30c

• Eastbound & Down (Sep 26) – HBO

Italics = New Series