TeleVision from Hell

We’re going with a slightly new tact for 2011 … since it is mostly over as of this post anyway.  What follows is a simple list, sorted by day, of new shows for 2011 and their prognosis for the future.

Prognosis

• Dead on Arrival – Barely survived beyond its premiere date … if it even made it that far.
• Burning in Hell – Survived for a good chunk of the season before getting the axe.
• Feeling the Heat – Alive but hanging by a nail with slim hopes if any.
• Knocking on Heaven’s Door – Likely to survive but don’t hold your breath.
• Alive and Kicking – Very good prospects or already renewed for next season.

Monday

• 2 Broke Girls (CBS) – Alive and Kicking
• Hart of Dixie (CW) – Feeling the Heat
• Terra Nova (Fox) – Burning in Hell
• The Playboy Club (NBC) – Dead on Arrival

Tuesday

• Last Man Standing (ABC) –  Knocking on Heaven’s Door
• Man Up! (ABC) – Burning in Hell
• Unforgettable (CBS) – Knocking on Heaven’s Door
• Ringer (CW) – Knocking on Heaven’s Door
• New Girl (Fox) – Alive and Kicking

Wednesday

• Suburgatory (ABC) – Knocking on Heaven’s Door
• Revenge (ABC) – Feeling the Heat
• H8R (CW) – Dead on Arrival
• X-Factor (Fox) – Alive and Kicking
• I Hate My Teenage Daughter (Fox) – Burning in Hell
• Up All Night (NBC) – Feeling the Heat
• Free Agents (NBC) – Dead on Arrival

Thursday

• Charlie’s Angels (ABC) – Burning in Hell
• How to Be a Gentleman (CBS) – Dead on Arrival
• Person of Interest (CBS) – Alive and Kicking
• The Secret Circle (CW) – Knocking on Heaven’s Door
• X-Factor Results (Fox) – Alive and Kicking
• Whitney (NBC) – Knocking on Heaven’s Door
• Prime Suspect (NBC) – Burning in Hell

Friday

• A Gifted Man (CBS) – Feeling the Heat
• Grimm (NBC) – Alive and Kicking

Saturday

• …

Sunday

• Once Upon a Time (ABC) – Alive and Kicking
• Pan Am (ABC) – Dead on Arrival
• Allen Gregory (Fox) – Burning in Hell