TeleVision from Hell

A quick rundown of what to expect this summer, May through August, with premiere times and dates.  Can’t you feel your eyes burning already?  New shows in italics.

Monday

• America’s Got Talent (NBC) – 8p, May 14
• The Bachelorette (ABC) – 9:30p, May 14
• Hell’s Kitchen (Fox) – 8p, June 4
• MasterChef (Fox) – 9p, June 4
• Push Girls (Sundance) – 10p, June 4
• The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family) – 8p, June 11
• Bunheads (ABC Family) – 9p, June 11
• Web Therapy (SHO) – 11p, July 2
• The Closer (TNT) – 9p, July 9
• Perception (TNT) – 10p, July 9
• Bachelor Pad (ABC) – 8p, July 23
• Major Crimes (TNT) – 10p, August 13 (9p, August 20)

Tuesday

• The Catalina (CW) – 8p, May 29
• Workaholics (Comedy Central) – 10:30p, May 29
• Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) – 8p, June 5
• Jane By Design (ABC Family) – 9p, June 5
• Rizzoli & Isles (TNT) – 9p, June 5
• Franklin & Bash (TNT) – 10p, June 5
• Trust Us With Your Life (ABC) – 9p, July 10
• White Collar (USA) – 9p, July 10
• Covert Affairs (USA) – 10p, July 10
• Final Witness (ABC) – 10p, July 10

Wednesday

• Dogs in the City (CBS) – 8p, May 30
• Melissa & Joey (ABC Family) – 8p, May 30
• Royal Pains (USA) – 9p, June 6
• Necessary Roughness (USA) – 10p, June 6
• Dallas (TNT) – 9p, June 13
• Baby Daddy (ABC Family) – 8:30p, June 20
• Inside Men (BBCA) – 10p, June 20
• The Soul Man (TVLand) – 10p, June 20
• The Exes (TVLand) – 10:30p, June 20
• Damages (DirecTV) – 10p, July 11
• The Franchise (SHO) – 9p, July 11
• Beverly Hills Nannies (ABC Family) – 9p, July 11

Thursday

• Duets (ABC) – 8p, May 24
• So You Think You Can Dance (Fox) – 8p, May 24
• Rookie Blue (ABC) – 10p, May 24
• Men at Work (TBS) – 10p, May 24
• Breaking Pointe (CW) – 8p, May 31
• Love in the Wild (NBC) – 8p, June 7
• Saving Hope (NBC) – 10p, June 7
• Burn Notice (USA) – 9p, June 14
• Suits (USA) – 10p, June 14
• Snooki & JWoww (MTV) – 10p, June 21
• Wipeout (ABC) – 9p, June 28
• Anger Management (FX) – 9p, June 28
• Wilfred (FX) – 10p, June 28
• Louie (FX) – 10:30p, June 28
• Brand X (FX) – 11p, June 28
• Big Brother (CBS) – 9p, July 12
• The Real L Word (SHO) – 10p, July 12
• Sullivan & Son (TBS) – 10p, July 19

Friday

• Common Law (USA) – 10p, May 11
• Comedy Bang! Bang! (IFC) – 10:30p, June 8
• Tyler Pery’s For Better or Worse (TBS) – 9p, July 13
• Boss (Starz) – 10p, August 17

Sunday

• Sherlock (PBS) – 9p, May 6
• Secret Millionaire (ABC) – 8p, June 3
• Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (ABC) – 9p, June 3
• Drop Dead Diva (Lifetime) – 9p, June 3
• The Glades (A&E) – 9p, June 3
• Longmire (A&E) – 10p, June 3
• Teen Wolf (MTV) – 10p, June 3
• True Blood (HBO) – 9p, June 10
• Falling Skies (TNT) – 9p, June 17
• The Newsroom (HBO) – 10p, June 24
• The Great Escape (TNT) – 10p, June 24
• Weeds (SHO) – 10p, July 1
• Episodes (SHO) – 10:30p, July 1
• Leverage (TNT) – 8p, July 15
• Political Animals (TNT) – 10p, July 15
• 3 (CBS) – 9p, July 22
• Breaking Bad (AMC) – 10p, TBD